It's surprising just how lonely it gets on a deserted island. I spent most of the day rummaging through the things left behind by the tourists when they mysteriously vanished.

I never liked tourism much. It always upset me to see people charging admission to see a piece of nature. What's even worse is that people feel they must pay to see such things.

Tonight I intend to hold a great feast for my turtle friend and I, for I have found a Snickers bar left in a purse!


P.S. Send help.