I had completely lost track of time. In my thirst-induced delirium, I had come to believe several weeks had past when, in fact, several months have.

I finally caught a break today when a half-full emergency canteen washed ashore. I got to it before the zombies and immediately regained some sense. I have to get back to work repairing my atomic-powered ultra-compact MacGyver-influenced zombie-killing death-ray rubber band gun while I am still lucid. Who knows when they might attack again.


P.S. Send help.