The zombies are relentless. I haven't been able to leave my hut in months. Their continual attacks have certainly taken their toll, but today I reached my breaking point. Today I went on the offensive.

I grabbed my rubber band gun and as much ammo and supplies as I could carry and I threw myself at the zombies. I followed the beach, eliminating those filthy, rotting corpses along the way. I must have taken out hundreds of them before they finally horded together and overwhelmed me. I had to take cover.

Tonight, I call a tall lifeguard watchtower home.


P.S. Send help.