My atomic-powered ultra sonic zombie-killing death ray rubber band gun is out of rubber bands again. I've resorted to throwing sand in the faces of zombies intruding into my hut looking for a quick meal. They really don't like it when you do that.

Also, I was finally saved today. At long last, I had everything I'd ever needed and I was fully satisfied. It was amazing, right up until the moment I realized it was all a dream and woke up.


P.S. Send help.